He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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