I can text with my tongue
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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