He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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