the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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