is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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