Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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