what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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