I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she pinky promised me she was 18
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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