I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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