I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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