all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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