Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize