Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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