Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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