I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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