He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i love accidental penises.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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