I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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