so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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