awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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