Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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