So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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