so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
