Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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