She said her name was "party"
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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