Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
It's rum buckets o'clock
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize