I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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