dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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