What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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