Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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