so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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