just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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