Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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