I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize