The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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