so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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