how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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