Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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