His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
BRING THE BAGELS
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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