3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The beer is more important than you right now.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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