I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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