pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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