is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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