How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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