We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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