your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
