***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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