Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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