i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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