I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Randomize
