using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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