I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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