I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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